Spam, or 3,450 messages I did not receive because of a Spam Device

Dear Esther Cohen
Do you even know
what Spam is? Not a message
from your friend Sylvia telling you
about her dog (!) and not
a message from two people
explaining they can’t come
to Passover because they are
doing their taxes. Although both of those
could qualify as Spam in other
circumstances. Word Press is not nuanced.
Adhering to a traditional Spam definition,
largely about selling: pills, services,
insurance, vacations. Also, foods not to eat,
heart attack indicators, how to jog,
what to juice. My college friend
David Hawkins he is a psychiatrist now
used to say that SPAM was his
favorite food because it contained
pigs noses. Plural.