I don’t write sex poems always wanted to
Jeffrey Toobin’s penis probably
doesn’t count as a Real Sex poem because
no one described in satisfying detail
what his penis was doing on zoom a friend said
he was probably not looking at David Remnick.
Toobin himself, Judicial Writer, Articulate Spokesperson
for Serious Matters he did offer
a meek explanation: thought he was off camera
with his penis and then he said sorry to his wife and family
sorry for what he did with his penis although we can only
assume what that was and the very next day
Rudy Giuliani was in the New York Post saying Sascha Baron Cohen
tricked him and his penis and I still haven’t written my
Sex Poem Yet but I’m getting close.