Not that I have a particular opinion about Jeffrey Toobin
a good writer knows about courts
I read him in the New Yorker seems arrogant and smug
though that is not unusual for a certain kind of New Yorker
writer but when so many news outlets told the story, yesterday,
that Jeffrey Toobin took out his penis at a New Yorker meeting
on Zoom he explained he thought he was off camera
hard not to wonder why he who knows so much knows
repercussions would for any reason at all take out his penis on Zoom
although this morning there were theories and theories but if I
were to write a short story, even a poem, entitled Why Jeffrey
Toobin Took Out His Penis on Zoom I’d have to come up with
a Very Good Reason for the story to have a satisfying resolution.
Phone Sex Break? Not just that he wanted to.