Elaine at the Post Office

She wrote a Big Sign
next to her desk:
I WILL NEVER
GIVE YOU MAIL
IF YOU LOST YOUR KEY.
BUY ANOTHER ONE.
IT’S FOUR DOLLARS.
GIVE ME THE MONEY.
I”LL GIVE YOU A KEY.
THAT’S THE ONLY WAY
YOU’LL GET YOUR MAIL.

AS always
I lost the key so I
handed her four dollars.
She handed me the hardware flyer
with my new key.
Have a nice day
she said.