Anna Sui Sample Sale

At yesterday’s Anna Sui sample sale
West 38th Street
I love all sample sales
even when the clothing
has no relationship to mine
down jackets, for instance
I still just look
because it’s the looking
I go for.
At yesterday’s Anna Sui sample sale
I found a pair of gold shoes
marked $1,000. They were $30. Take a picture
of the price tag and text it to your husband
said the man working there.
Why would I do that? I asked him.
He will want to know
how much money he saved.
It’s my money I said. And how
do you know I have a husband
anyway? You people are crazy he said.
You shoppers. Nothing you do
makes sense. And then he smiled at me.
And I bought the gold shoes.

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