Peggy said everyone likes him even those
who don’t like anyone so I went to Dr. Adam
Geyer of Tribeca Dermatology
for my first ever skin check.
I’m in the Oh No category of too pale too old
Ashkenazi Jews and every day more or less
I see something somewhere that wasn’t there before
and then I google to see what it is and find
horrible pictures of flesh eating possibilities but
yesterday I went to check them all out with a
paid professional Dr. Adam Geyer, Peggy’s
favorite and when he walked in, young and ont ime
he said I’m Adam, Tell me everything that’s
making you nervous now. Was I
limited to skin I asked.
Absolutely not he said.