My good friend Cindy knows I have collected Interesting scams
for many years with a specialty in NIGERIAN SCAMS (I am an admirer
of the often repeated line: We Have a Lot of Money for You
and It Is Now in Nigeria) and yesterday in the middle of Everything Else
difficult and impossible Cindy got a clever short
never seen before scam and she knew it would make me happy and so on Sunday even
though maybe this is No Poem Sunday (!) I am sending her scam to you.
I contacted you due to your little similarity in name with my late
client who died in ghastly rail accident.
Your prompt response will be appreciated for more details.
Andrew John Lowndes Q.C.