Dear Writer Who Signed Up For This.
Publishing is Hard. And Also: This Course Will Take
Only Five or Ten Minutes a Day. You Can Take It While
You Are Waiting for Your Coffee to Percolate. And I Wonder
If There’s Anyone in this Writing Universe Who Percolates
Your Coffee. Tell Me If You Do. My Mother Had an Aluminum
Coffee Percolator and Stop and Shop Coffee and Her Coffee,
Which She Drank All Day Long While She Smoked Cigarettes
Her Coffee Percolated and Percolated. But She Did Not Write
Anything to Submit. I On The Other Hand Write Here and There
on Lucky Days, But I Have Never Percolated A Single Thing.