I never get tired of the endless email attempts that come from other countries. Especially Nigeria. They seem so odd and real and hopeful. And crazy. And mine often start Dear Good Friend.
Dear Good Friend,
I am George Koffi.
I have 5.5 million USD (DOLLARS!)
to go right into your account.
Please send me Some Information
and I’ll Begin. But
Do Not Be Angry With Me
that I request this information
from you. I do not want to fall VICTIM
and you are my one and only
Hope. And I am Yours.