I didn’t think I’d ever
write you a poem and now look.
I’m writing to tell you
that you are not in good shape:
that is you have an enormous
stomach and if you think your long ties
are drawing our attention elsewhere
(aha) you are entirely wrong. Also,
because your suit jackets are long
do you think we don’t see
your big flat wide butt?
(See, I wrote you a poem.)